Muffs Defined

MUFF
Contrary to popular believe, the word muff is not associated with hair at all. Instead, the word "muff" is an inoffensive, slang word for a vagina. Muffs can range from dainty and tight to floppy and roast beef colored. Some muffs smell fishy or sweaty, and others smell like skin or roses. Some muffs are hairy, others are bare, and some have razor burn or ingrown hairs. Females (and transexuals) of all ages have muffs. There are baby muffs and grandma muffs. Most muffs have a week of bleeding, unless the owner is on some sort of contraceptive (see: Depovera, Seasonal). It is also the root word for Muffdiver, Muffed, and Muffdoctor.

POON
1. Poonana is a little girls vagina, 0-13.
2. Poonani A teenagers vagina, 13-20.
3. Poontang a mature womans vagina (quite good), 20-35.
4. Poonono an old vagina often with large muff, 35-110.

POONTANG
The center of the universe. Part of a female's body located between her legs that is reason why all wars are ever fought. If you aren't getting it you want it, and if you are, it's never enough. Often times it used as the noun in sentence because, let's face it, often times us guys don't care what's all around the poontang as long as it is willing to provide us access to this magical land of wonder.
Let's go get us some poontang!

PUSSY
1. The prime motivating factor in any (straight) males life. Like oxygen, it's only important if you're not getting any. Lack thereof causing depression, anxiety, willingness to do any stupid stunt to get some, and a train of thought that focuses on little but the question of why you're the only one on the planet not getting any.

2. The box a dick comes in.

VAGINA
1. The vagina is a buggy, often catastrophically so, feature of the Female Edition of the Human Being version 1.0. After approximately 13 to 16 years of proper operation, the vagina becomes problematic and starts failing periodically (no pun intended) around once a month. This in turn leads to the corruption (often permanent) of the mental faculties of the host. Whenever this happens, the individual in question is commonly referred to as "a bitch."

2. Something I haven't gotten in a while.

3. My god damn favorite part of my body.
Whenever I get turned on a lot, it starts throbbing, possibly getting wet.
What feels best is to move your fingers quickly just inside of it, teasing her, then quickly shove your fingers in and move your fingers in a "petting" motion, making sure not to just sit there stabbing it, that doesn't feel too hot.

CUNT
For some reason this word really offends people, maybe because of the exceptionally crude sound of the word, or maybe because talking about the female genitalia is still considered unnaceptable. Either way, people cannot seem to comprehend that it is just a word, making it a great thing to say around tight ass pussies to piss them off.

[UrbanDictionary.com]

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Brazilian Girls

Brazilian Girls in Bikinis
Brazilian Facebook Girls

The Girls of Rio de Janeiro
Girls and guys in Brazil are generally very sexually liberated. The men of Brazil worship the bundha, or ass. This is evident in Carnival but also in all of Brazilian culture. Brazil's most famous dance, the samba, is a sensual dance that demonstrates this point of view.

True Stories: Brazilian Girls
Getting laid in Rio is harder than you think.


PLAYLIST
1. 2008 Women of Brazil Swimsuit Calendar
2. Danca Brasil Samba Show
3. Brazilian Girl Dancing Samba

Fetish

Shibari: Japanese rope bondage
Shibari means "to tie or bind" in Japanese. In the 1990s this word became the term used in Western culture to describe the Japanese art of Kinbaku (sexual bondage). [bondage.com]


Once used to describe objects and charms, "fetish" now has very different connotations.


Role play is about control - either having it or relinquishing it.


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Fetishism is like normal sex (if in fact "normal sex" exists) - it's whatever works for you.

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FETISH
by David Bramwell
(excerpt)

Introduction
To the outsider looking in, the fetish scene can seem risible, intimidating, degrading and even dangerous. After all, why would anyone in their right mind dress in clothes that made it hard to walk, subject themselves to a painful flogging, put their partner on a leash, or degrade themselves by licking a stranger's boots? Isn't the fetish scene just some ridiculous freak show?
And of course, in many ways it is. But to dismiss fetishism as a gimmick or fashion is to totally miss the point; it is in fact a new and evolving erotic language. It exists outside of the everyday world of TV, junk food, piped elevator music, celebrity gossip, the intrusion of cell phones and all that deadens our senses.

To question why a masochist likes to be beaten is to ask why a mountaineer likes to climb. Isn't it the experience of life many of us are seeking?
Whether through intense sadomasochistic play or scaling a mountain, it's the challenge, endurance, and sheer exhilaration of feeling alive that draws people in. And one of the many attractions of the fetish scene is that by subverting gender roles, blurring the distinction between pain and pleasure, turning violence into expressions of love, tenderness and devotion, it transcends the duality of everyday life and allows us, for a time at least, to be someone entirely different. For others, like the destitute painter driven by passion to continue with his art despite hardship and failure, fetishism is simply a desire within that refuses to be ignored.

Fetish definition
The word "fetish" derives from the Portuguese feitico, meaning "false power". It was first used in the 15th century by European colonialists to describe the objects, charms and dolls used as talismans by many of the African tribes they encountered.
These "fetishes", revered and worshiped by the tribespeople, were believed to have strong, magical powers; an idea dismissed as superstitious nonsense by the colonialists, who viewed such practices as un-Christian.
In their eyes the Africans were worshiping false idols, and the word "fetish" became used as a term of mild ridicule.

What is a fetish?
You may prefer big breasts to small ones, fellatio over penetrative sex; enjoy the feel of satin against your skin when lovemaking or dressing up in kinky underwear to give your partner (and yourself) a bit of a thrill. For most people these kinds of activities add excitement to bedroom games, keeping the libido alive. If, however, you regularly fantasize about ritualized erotic scenarios, or have some item you consider an essential part of your sexual play (you regularly fantasize about being dressed in leather and tied up for intercourse, for example), then this may be considered as a fetish.
While fetishism was once defined as the eroticizing of inanimate objects, such as stiletto heels, rubber or whips, nowadays it's widely considered that pretty much anything can be fetishized.

Since the early days of Freudian psychology, many theories have been developed in an attempt to explain fetishism. That it's linked to traumatic childhood experiences and the sexualizing of our fears remains the common theory.
Other theories link fetishism to overbearing parents, or drone on about how crawling at our mother's feet as babies can lead to the eroticizing of shoes. And while theories of this kind are worthy of consideration, they all seem to be rather stark - a bit like a scientist trying to tell us that love is merely a survival instinct, the result of chemical changes in our brains. Fetishism can't be explained away any more than love, music, dance or drama. It's a mysterious ritual, a performance, a private play between two or more people; an act of worship, both absurd and sublime.

As the Hindus say, "Life is a musical; the point is to dance." And when you take part in a fetish ritual you re-enter that world of the subconscious and you get lost in the dance.

Fetish Terminology
>B&D - Bondage and discipline.
>BDSM - Bondage, discipline, sadism and masochism.
>Contract - A verbal or written formal agreement between sub and dom/domme.
>Dom - A male dominant. Also known as a master.
>Domme - A female dominant. Also known as a domina or dominatrix.
>Dom/me's disease - Known on the scene as when "a domme gets her head stuck so far up her ass she has to have it surgically removed," i.e. is too egomaniacal.
>D&S - Domination and submission.
>Newbie - A newcomer to the BDSM scene.
>Play - To take part in fetish/BDSM-related activities with a partner or others.
>Play space - Any place that is regularly used for S&M games.
>Power exchange - The surrender of a sub's independence to his or her dom/me.
>Pro domme - A professional dominatrix.
>RL - Real life.
>S&M - Sadism and masochism.
>The scene - The whole arena of BDSM and fetish, the clubs and groups that promote it, the people who play, and the philosophy behind it.
>Slave - Another word for submissive, although to some it can refer specifically to a submissive who is in a longterm BDSM relationship.
>SSC - Stands for Safe, Sane and Consensual.
>Sub - A submissive in a relationship. Also known as the bottom or slave.
>Switch - A person who enjoys playing the role of both sub and dom/me (although not at the same time, obviously).
>Training - The ongoing process of teaching and learning that takes place between a slave and his or her owner.
>Vanilla - A person who isn't into or interested in the fetish scene.

Fetish Dictionary
The fetishizing of particuar objects or scenarios is also sometimes referred to as "paraphilia"; this chapter details a few of the more unusual paraphilias:
>Acomoclitic - Hairlessness
An acomoclitic (or smoothie) favors hairlessness, particularly in the genital area.
>Agalmatophilism - Mannequins
An agalmatophile is a person who eroticizes scenarios related to mannequins, robots or motionless bodies.
>Coitus Interfermoris - Rubbing
Better known as frottaging, dry humping or scrumping, this involves non-penetrative sexual gratification through the rubbing of the genital area against those of a partner's while one or both are fully clothed.
>Forniphilia - Furniture
This is a form of sexual objectification in which the dom/me turns his or her slave into a piece of "human furniture."
>Pygophilia - Ass Worship
Another one almost exclusive to the guys, this is the unadulterated joy of kissing, licking, caressing and worshipping a lady's bottom; it's also known as "booty worship".
Fetish by David Bramwell

Also:
Fetish Books
9 Sex Fetishes You Probably Didn't Know Existed
10 of the Most Bizarre Sexual Fetishes on Earth
Fetish Nation
Fetishlink
House of Harlot

Lying Between the Sheets

Girls in Red by Stuck in Customs (flickr.com)


48% of men rated emotional dissatisfaction as the primary reason they cheated.

So much for the myth that for men, cheating is all about physical intimacy: Only 8 percent of men said that physical dissatisfaction was the main factor in their infidelity. "Our culture tells us that all men need to be happy is to have physical intimacy with someone," Neuman says. "But men are emotionally driven beings too. They want their wives to show them that they're appreciated, and they want women to understand how hard they're trying to get things right." The problem is that men are less likely than women to express these feelings, so you won't always know when your guy is in need of a little affirmation. "Most men consider it unmanly to ask for a pat on the back, which is why their emotional needs are often overlooked," Neuman says.

Why Men Cheat