12/23/2008

...Say Nothing at All

Strobist and a Laptop by A.J. French_flickr.com


The Class Act: "Did you know that I had no intention of proposing to you? I bought the ring from Walmart as a cheap gift to placate you."

The Giver: "at least I know have a cool story about the relationship that came to an end when a girl got frusturated at not being eaten out. :P"

The Psychoanalyst: "That's why you'renot a good lawyer and why I can tell form the get-go you have low self worth and were brought up in a narcissistic family that made you feel you needed to become a lawyer to have a 'title' to feel good about yourself."

The Addiction Counselor: "I still think your a beautiful girl and when you lose a few pounds and tone that body up, your gonna be stunning. Just don't give up. Try and get addicted to hitting the gym."

Crap Email From a Dude

12/15/2008

Fool Around

Our First Bondage kit
$40.00
Fabric blindfold? Check! Fabric wrist and ankle cuffs with Velcro latches and nylon bondage extensions? Check! Night in a hotel with a lover you won't soon forget? Check!
Good Vibrations


Tingler Jr. head massager
$10.00
Lightweight version of the popular Tingler soothes aching heads while being lighter on the wrist.


Ring O! cockrings
$2.50 ea.
Simple, squishy and easy to use, these cockrings stretch to fit anyone.


Pleasure Feather
$7.00
Tickle and tease your fancy with this sexy handful of feathers. Great when combined with a blindfold.


Feather Cuffs
$15.00
Lead your partner into willful submission with the softness of these lightweight marabou wrist cuffs.


52 Weeks of Naughty Nights
$12.00
Couples game consists of a satin pouch filled with 52 scratch-and-win cards with naughty IOUs, suggestions, coupons, gestures and more.


Hot Heart
$12.00
Bend the disk inside and the liquid crystallizes and heats up. Use for a warm massage or as a heat pack.


Fascinator Shag Throe
$85.00
One side is satin, the other side is fake fur and in between is a moisture-proof barrier. Other colors may be special ordered.


Sexopedia by Anne Hooper
$30.00
From foreplay to fantasies and from the Kama Sutra to fetishes, this richly illustrated manual is guaranteed to both stimulate and inspire.



The Ultimate Guide to Sexual Fantasy by Violet Blue
$14.95
Whether you're looking for an endless supply of fantasy ideas or expert advice for a playful, imaginative sex life that turns you both on, this charming and information-packed book will tell you exactly what you need to know.


Tickle His Pickle by Sadie Allison
$14.95
The penis instruction manual that should come with every guy - all the highly orgasmic touches and techniques that'll rev up your passion and spark the reddest, hottest, lustiest sex ever!


The Joy of Erotic Massage by the Sinclair Institute
$28.00
With just the right touch, erotic massage can be even more pleasurable - and satisfying - than other forms of sexual activity.


High on Heels w/Dita von Teese DVD
$36.00
Sascha is a shoe salesman, and the customers who come into his shop are his wildest dreams come true! Bitchy and dominant, these goddesses in high heels drive the poor guy crazy.


Photography for Perverts by Charles Gatewood
$27.95
Legendary fetish and sex subculture photographer Gatewood comes out of the closet - about his photographic secrets, that is!


Spanish Dirty Dice
$5.00
Practice your language skills with this sexy game. Two glow-in-the-dark dice, one marked with body parts and the other with action words.


Flipper vibrator
$36.00
Let Flipper do tricks for you! She can vibrate or be used as a non-vibrating dildo with a handle (if you remove the mini vibe).


Thora vibrator
$12.00
Bullet vibe has four speeds/pulsation settings (escalation, pulsation, low and high) and just enough of a handle to give you a really good grip.


Jewel mini vibrator
$14.00
If clean, smooth and simple is your speed, then this is the toy for you.


Posh vibrator
$16.00
Press the button to turn it on and float away on a cloud.


Greta vibrator
$26.00
Uniquely-shaped, futuristic-looking bullet vibe features vibration patterns (some steady, others pulsating or teasing) as well as a speed controller.


Magic Touch cockring kit
$16.00
Comes with a mini vibe that slips inside the jelly cockring for hands-free, clit-rocking fun!


Becks vibrator
$18.00
Outfitted with lots of nubbies for extra texture and stimulation.


Ellen dildo
$40.00
One end of this velvety toy is straight and smooth, the other is curved for G-spot stimulation.


Bob butt plugg
$42.00
Made of delectably supple silicone, this toy has a nice angle for hitting the prostate and a loop to help you keep your grip.


Tease vibrator
$22.00
Portable, waterproof and has seven vibratory functions.


Porter dildo
$30.00
This soft touch dildo has an internal rod that bends to almost any curve.


Bondage rope
$12.00
Ties very easily, soft on the skin and machine washable.
early to bed


Liberator Esse chair
$425.00
Perfection in positioning, a love-craft with killer curves and serious style. Various colors available.


bWarm sensual massage candle
$19.00
Liquefied, the candle transforms into a slow absorption, high-slip massage balm.


Kama Sutra dice game
$9.95
Designed to jump, twist, dance, cling and combine into dozens of sexual and sensual positions for the two of you.


Sexier Sex: Lessons from the Brave New Sexual Frontier by Regina Lynn
$14.95
The handbook for every woman who has ever wanted to push the limits of her sexuality.


Tuyo vibrating sphere
$75.00
Approximately the size of a baseball...designed to orbit the body of couples engaged in massage or those alone focusing on solo pleasures.
Freddy and Eddy

12/05/2008

Nude

Christian Bale
American Psycho (photobucket.com)

11/27/2008

Sophie Ellis-Bextor









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Groovejet by DJ Spiller
New Face of Rimmel
Sophie's Site

Honey, I'm Home

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

HUGH JACKMAN wears his movie costumes while having sex.

The 'Australia' actor - who has two adopted children with wife Deborra-Lee Furness - often keeps his outfits from films including 'X-Men', when he played sexy mutant Wolverine, to impress in the bedroom.

Hugh - who has been named the Sexiest Man Alive by People magazine - said: "It's easy with my wife. She loves the idea of me coming home in costume because it makes her feel like she's having an affair in a good way.

"When we met, I was cast as a prisoner with tattoos and she'd say, 'Don't take your tattoos off tonight!' and I'd be like, 'All right!' But what works best with her is the stockbroker look."

X-Men Origins: Wolverine Trailer
Hugh's Costume Sex

11/25/2008

Selene














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